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Fast one , before i leave for days … i make a double diary today ….

TWo choice , Pair one - a girl who has brain + beauty and Pair two - a girl who has no brain but she does have a sexy body n angelic face . TWo kind of guys are invited to this round of choosing . Pair one - A guy who wants someone to spend a lifetime with and Pair two - a guy who wants a short period of joy . Two questions for the audience , which pair do u think will make it till the end of time ? Who will die happily , and who will be so lucky to have die having AIDS ? ANyone ? Oh yes , the lovely lady over there …

Lady : Pair One ~!

Me : Why is that ?

Lady : Bcoz both pair one has inner beauty and brain and beauty at the same time while pair two however are just plain materialistic n realistic one , but the did hell make a good pair ~!

Man : Hey , i say it’s pair two . Coz We never know when we’re gonna die , so why not die with someone better looking ? And i can bring her out , i ‘got face’ , and my friends will envy how i can ‘kau tim’ such a pretty girl . And there’s a secure rubber sold all over 711 lah , wont die de ~!

Lady : But she only knows how to spend money and duno how to work woh `

Man : I have the money , all she needs to do is to sit home , keep herself pretty n sexy , wait for me to come home , never nag me , n listen to what i say , and follow what i say

Lady : (thinking ….A chihuahua also can wit u at home n look nice de) But pretty girls nowadays wont follow what u say de

Man : Who cares , im the one giving  her money , she must listen to what i say , if not i’ll get her outta my house for good when she’s no longer worth what i want

Lady : There’s no eternal beauty , one day when she’s pregnant n gave birth , one day when she grow older she wont look pretty also , by that time takkan u chuck her by the roadside

Man : It’s non of your business , by that time i have the money to get another pretty hot sexy chick lah , she sits home do whatever she wants lah , accompany me when i dont have a substitute

Lady : You’ll never get happiness then if u behave like this n think like this , u will never settle down for a good one

Man : Im smart enough to know she love me coz of money , there’s no true love either , just that we are both useful to each other back then . Who cares how many lady i have when she’s old , she has no right at all to sound me . It’s my money n its my life , she can go out with guys then , i dont care . We will have our own circle .

Lady : Then y u wanna get married early then ?

Man : She’s so pretty that time , if i dont sign her in , she might be some other man’s woman . And even if i married her , i still can have my own sweet playboy life , she’s not capable enough to earn herself a living , she cant live without me . If she doesnt like the way i enjoy , then ask her to leave , believe me , she dare not ~! Even if i slap her , she dare not even sound abit , she’s weak , she has no brain to think n lazy to work ever since the day i met her , all she have is her beauty , and now without it , she’s worthless ~ But im still a happy man although i chose pair 2 , coz im still happy , hanging out with diff girls everynight , which man could be happier ?

Lady : But if one day , u’re broke , u’re old and useless , u dont have anyone beside u to take care of u , loving n care for u , how would u feel then ?

Man : Im rich , i’ll never be broke , NEVER ~! I cant be broke , i cAnt ~! NO ~! NO ~!~!~!~!

Lady : I still stand for pair one . Coz both of them will work hard , take care of each other , travel around the world together , enjoying themselves together , having everything done together , and spending the very last minute of breath together . Who knows , someday , when both of them had made their way tru , they can be richer than what u are now . And the girl can use that amount of money to be as pretty as your lady at home .

Man : But …

Lady : Money is important , but beauty is not . Coz money can buy beauty , but beauty cant buy money . Beauty can let someone earn some fast money i agree , but just for a short period when everything starts to fade … But money , they’ll never fade . Money can buy you beauty for as long as u want … But money cant buy u true happiness n buy u never ending life spend … money cant extend your life … Money , attracts everyone …. us … But beauty doesnt ~

Man : I agree with that . If i would to choose a bag of money and a sexy lady , i want the money , coz i can get 100 times sexy lady with that

Lady : Aiyoh , u use money to get lady ~! Aiyoh , u r so stupid , u never get what i mean

Man : AbButhen ? If i pok kai no girls would want me

Lady : It is not necessary lah . If u say like that then poor guy never get married meh ?

Man : Err ……….

Lady : Then poor people de wife will forever be ugly meh ?

Man : Err ……….

Lady : Pretty girls are not stupid . They see more man in life than others do . They too , like u guys , know who love them and who love just their beauty . Just like u guys know who love you n who love your money .

Man : But no money no girls

Lady : So does it mean that not pretty no fren ?

Man : No lah … but … err ………… err ……..

Lady : See ? Speechless . Anything can happen , anything could happen , everytime , every second , everywhere in the world . Miracles DO happens . Pretty girl can end up marrying a beggar , never read that ? Never read an old man marrying a sexy lady even he’s poor ? It’s on the paper lah , always have the similar story every year .

Man : But …

Lady : BillGates’s house is as big as an island , but why does he only has a wife n only love his wife n never had any rumours about him fooling around with girls ? IF anyone in the world to have that very chance , he’ll definitely be the top 10 choice . But y didnt he ?

Man : Coz he’s a good man loh …. but ….

Lady : And we lady respect good man , n we cherish good man , and we always love good man …… long live good man ~!

Me : Ehem .. eHem … excuse me you two , please , kind enough to pass me back the mic please ~!

Now ladies n gentlemen . Which is your choice , a lifetime promise of happiness , or a temporary pride , joy and fun ?

Think about it . Everyone is not stupid , both girls n guys , we know who really love us n who ya right , LOVES US konon ……

Okay , Im really leaving now n i’ll be missing YOU ~! Bye bye ~! Holla u back when i get my cute lil butt back in my place ok ? Lovey Lovey ~~ *wink wink*

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